simplicity of the truth ...

aloha mon amies! wat a dull monday today is. my eyes feel heavy and my brain .. oh my brain. perhaps i left it behind at home or something. LOL. yeah, like everyday! hahahaha. first thing's first, i think i owe someone loads of congratz here. hang on a sec, let's make tat a two. wooohoooo. the more the merrier innit? damn rite! Bho, good luck with the new job eh! n dont forget to slip in some of those non-decaf coffee sachets before burning them late midnite candles at work. wakakakaka. i am sure you gonna rawk the house yo. eniweis all the best mate. n Lia, errr .. u know wat? this nickname doesnt feel rite to me. no offense man but i think i'll stick with Huan. LOL. so yeah dude, check this out. heard tat u finally got your friggin' LPR approved eh? tat's sooo darn sweeeet man. hihihi. well, i guess the hunting season is about to begin for real. serious business here. i mean it all comes down to this, doesnt it? wish you good luck yo n i hope you'll land a good job so by the time i come back, we can feast by the riverside or clark quay or whatever shit you want to call that place with the view of a body of water or some sort. LOL. i am extremely glad that good things are happening for you guys my friends. sometimes you just have to wait for these moments to arrive because only then it will mean something to you or be of any value. i mean if good things happen to you everyday, we probably won't be calling them 'good' things anymore, will we? maybe we'll call them simply just things. no more no less. hahaha. yupe, i know i'm rambling here. and so i'll stop. on another much lighter note, i stumbled across these three topics today while browsing through today's headlines. they are all random discussions btw. first topic: saddam was sentenced to hang. lemme ask you this: how many of you guys truly believe he will be hanged? perhaps i should rephrase the question: how many of you guys truly believe he will allow himself to be hanged? he's too proud to be hanged in public that he'd rather put a bullet through his own brain if you ask me. nonetheless, the news is big. we'll wait and see the outcome sooner or later. second topic: beckham's moving to USA? this can only mean one thing: he has lost it. his sanity i mean. apparently he's not done making mistakes yet. if real madrid wasn't enough, this could be it you know. i hope i won't be seeing him making movies or some reality show anytime soon. "david beckham starring in 'my surreal life - season 10'". LOL. tat's definitely bigger than saddam's suicidal mind. hohoho. last topic: express condoms on sale in south africa. to summarize it: "Using an ordinary condom is a real pain. By the time the condom is on, the mood is halfway out the window." and here's the real deal: "If you're slow, it'll take you three seconds [to put it on]. You can really do it in one." amazing? well, it's an evolution. by the time our cars beat gravity, condoms don't exist anymore. why? coz they will be part of our underpants. so men will be walking around literally wearing a condom all time! LOL. and if tat's not enough, it'll be disposable AND "replaceable" instantly after use. wakakaka. hey, dont laugh now. who knows maybe some japanese geek working 24/7 in some high-end facility lab will invent this shit for real yo. we'll see who's laughing then. LOL. eniweis enough for today guys. if you are interested in reading more about the express condoms, read here. in the mean time, i'm checking out rite now. who knows when i'll be back here again. i'm a busy man these days *pffttttt, yeah rite*. hahaha. take care hommies and have a good one eh! me out now. Cheers.